First Edition: And Gygax and Arneson said "Let there be dice."
Second Edition: And the Devil said: "Let there be Jack Chick"
Third Edition: And Monte Cook said: "Begone THAC0!"
Fourth Edition: And Pikachu said "All your gold piece are belong to us"
"On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks." - Jon Stewart
"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein
"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost." - J. R. R. Tolkien
"Doctor, we did good, didn't we? "Perhaps. Time will tell. Always does." - Ace and The Doctor
"Advice is judged by results, not by intentions." - Cicero
"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?" - Mahatma G
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." - Dan Quayle
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball." - Doug Larson
"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexp
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles M. Schulz
"There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education." - Will Rogers
"It's a dangerous business going out your front door." - J. R. R. Tolkien
"And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress." - Basil Fawlty
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
"The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet." - Aristotle
"Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the eyes with a big rubber basketball shoe." - Hunter S. Thompson
"All Bibles are man-made." - Thomas Alva Edison
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population." - Albert Einstein
"Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil." - Plato
"Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people." - William Butler Yeats
"All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind." - Aristotle
"It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do yourself." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger." - J. R. R. Tolkien
"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
"Everything you can imagine is real." - Pablo Picasso
"To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult." - Plutarch
"Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the entire world; and whoever rescues a single life earns as much merit as though he had rescued the entire world." - The Talmud
"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones." - The Doctor
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." - Mahatma Gandhi
"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." - Dan Quayle
"Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead." - Scottish Proverb
"The price of greatness is responsibility." - Winston Churchill
"Study the past if you would define the future." - Confucious
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggl
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
"Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it." - Confucious
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." - Steven Wright
"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States." - J. Bartlett Brebner
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u
"A mind without instruction can no more bear fruit than can a field, however fertile, without cultivation." - Cicero
"It is never too late to give up our prejudices." - Henry David Thoreau
"When I retire I'm going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned." - Richard Milhous Nixon
"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind." - Albert Einstein
"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." - Dylan Thomas
"America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damn well please." - P.J. O'Rourke
"Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war f
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock." - Will Rogers
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job." - Douglas Adams
"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." - Lily Tomlin
"When will the public cease to insult the teacher's calling with empty flattery? When will men who would never for a moment encourage their own sons to enter the work of the public schools cease to te
"Who can protest and does not, is an accomplice in the act." - The Talmud
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill
"Do not go gentle into that good night; Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light." - Dylan Thomas
"Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses." - Confucious
"The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions." - Alfred Lord Tennyson
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." - Chinese Proverb
"Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers." - Alfred Lord Tennyson
"Wit is educated insolence." - Aristotle
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." - Winston Churchill
"To be turned from one's course by men's opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation shows a man unfit to hold an office." - Quintus Fabius Maximus
"In anger we should refrain both from speech and action." - Pythagoras
"And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords." - Alan Wilson Watts
"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it." - Malcolm X
"Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself." - Chinese Proverb
"There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker." - Charles M. Schulz
"... it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a big enough hammer." - Sun System & Network Admin manual
"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." - Ronald Reagan
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." - Edgar Allan Poe
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin
"What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can." - Henry David Thoreau
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare." - Blair Houghton
"When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." - Jonathan Swift
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous stru
"The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may hear more and speak less." - Zeno
"I hope I never get so old I get religious." - Ingmar Bergman
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege." - Unknown
"I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest." - A. Whitney Brown
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others." - Jonathan Winters
"Beware the man of one book." - Saint Thomas Aquinas
"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire." - Aristotle
"It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him." - J. R. R. Tolkien
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." - Chinese Proverb
"Above all things, reverence yourself." - Pythagoras
"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." - Mahatma Gandhi
"To err is human, to forgive divine." - Alexander Pope
"Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them." - Aristotle
"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live." - Henry David Thoreau
"The empires of the future are the empires of the mind." - Winston Churchill
"Reason is immortal, all else mortal." - Pythagoras
"If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe." - Lord Salisbury
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"The foundation of every state is the education of its youth." - Diogenes Laertius
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." - Will Rogers
"Men have become the tools of their tools." - Henry David Thoreau
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." - Steven Wright
"'Tis better to have loved and lost; Than never to have loved at all." - Alfred Lord Tennyson
"A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street." - Doug Linder
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." - Henry David Thoreau
"Books aren't written to be believed in, but to be questioned." - Umberto Eco
"...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said 'A truck!'..." - Emo Philips
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