Forgive Me... I know not what I do..

[Keikan300]

Sitting up at ungodly hours of the night, giving your baby son a bottle can truely warp your mind. For some, yet to be determined, reason I started to think about the Spanish Inquisition sketch from Monty Python. As my son slowly drank, my mind slowly plotted.... The end result is...

THE INQUISITOR!!

So here I present to you.... the Inquisitor.

THE INQUISITOR
PL: 12 (180 pp)

ABILITIES: STR: 12 (+1) DEX: 26 (+ CON: 15 (+2) INT: 17 (+3) WIS: 16 (+3) CHA: 10 (0)


SKILLS: Climb (+1), Concentration 4 (+7), Diplomacy 2 (+2), Escape Artist (+, Gather Info 5 (+5), Intimidate 6 (+6), Arcane Lore 4 (+7), Theology/ Philosophy 6 (+9), Notice 3 (+6), Search (+3), Sense Motive (+3), Stealth (+, Survival (+3), Swim (+1)

FEATS: Improved Initiative (2), Fearless, Favored Opponent (1), Sneak Attack (2), Endurance (1), Rage (1)

POWERS:
SURPRISE
Teleport [8],
(PF) Change Direction
(PF) Change Velocity
(PF) Easy
(PF) Turnabout
(EX) Accurate [+1]
(Flaw) Medium: Requires a doorway to enter through [-1]
(Drawback) Noticable: Strange jarring chord heard when teleporting

FEAR:
Emotion Control: FEAR [9] - DC:19:will,
(Flaw) Fear Only.

RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY
Speed [5]
Enhanced DEX [15]

FANATICAL DEVOTION
Mind Shield [12]
Protection: <God's Blessing> [10]

Power of Penance
Mental Blast [12] - DC:27:will

COMBAT: Attack 5 [Unarmed +1 (Bruise), Mental Blast 12 (Bruise)] Defense 16 (12 flat-footed) Init 16

SAVES: Toughness 17 (17 flat-footed) Fortitude 4 Reflex 8 Will 9

Abilities 19 + Skills 8 (31 ranks) + Feats 9 + Powers 115 + Combat 18 + Saves 11 – Drawbacks 0 = 180 / 180


There you go.... I bet nobody Expected this

EDIT: I fixed some errors in the build.

[Deleted]

Hmmm... I was wondering why the "Inquisitor", but then it hit me:

You're a parent.

I bet you're sitting there, watching the minutes creep ever so slowly by, and asking WHO in the name of all that is good on this Earth made children require waking at such UNGODLY hours?! WHY in the world do they have to poop all over their crib at 4:30AM? WHAT do they eat to create such a noxious odor? WHEN did someone get the bright idea to name it "projectile vomiting"? HOW am I supposed to get some sleep like a normal human being when this child of mine demands my undivided attention?

Trust me, it is the reason why so many parents border insanity.

My offer for babysitting is still open, Simon. E-mail me, if you and Ann want the night off to go to a movie, or to just sleep.

[Keikan300]

The worst part was the skit from Monty Python running through my head.

[karona]

rouschkateer said:

I bet you're sitting there, watching the minutes creep ever so slowly by, and asking WHO in the name of all that is good on this Earth made children require waking at such UNGODLY hours?! WHY in the world do they have to poop all over their crib at 4:30AM? WHAT do they eat to create such a noxious odor? WHEN did someone get the bright idea to name it "projectile vomiting"? HOW am I supposed to get some sleep like a normal human being when this child of mine demands my undivided attention?

Trust me, it is the reason why so many parents border insanity.

And yet Roger and I are actually trying to get pregnant. I think we're already insane.

[glow=red,2,300]Karen[/glow]

[Keikan300]

Don't let Suni foul you.... Children are the bringers of immense joy and happiness..... Of course, they have also carry sorrow and misery..

Anne and I have just welcomed our second child into the world. We wanted to two. Suni has three.

There are moments when you will question your sanity and then they smile at you... It will all be worth it.

[Keikan300]

How did me posting a Mutants and Masterminds character based on a Monty Pythin sketch lead to parenting advise???

Gaming is truely a strange thing...

[Jona]

Repeat this mantra... "We are gamers, the strange is not strange, unless it's a Doctor, then it's just Strange."

[Deleted]

keikan300 said:

Don't let Suni foul you.... Children are the bringers of immense joy and happiness..... Of course, they have also carry sorrow and misery..

Anne and I have just welcomed our second child into the world. We wanted to two. Suni has three.

There are moments when you will question your sanity and then they smile at you... It will all be worth it.

Oh sure, make it sound previously like I regret being a parent. Of course, I don't. Yes, there are time when you wish you could sleep for days on end, or when they would grow up overnight, but after all of the hardships of babies and toddlers, it is all worth it.

Now I am waiting to see if all of my hard work has paid off, and currently it has. I have three beautiful girls who are pure of heart and extremely intelligent (they are all on honor roll, and my middle child is in gifted classes). They still hug me, although my oldest is 11, and tell me they love me every time they step out of my door. I am so blessed.

Good luck with your conception (the trying is the best part... ), and you will wholly understand when they day comes that you hold that baby for the first time.