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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2006 11:01:50 GMT -5
A man was driving on a country road and noticed a car in a ditch. Not wanting to get involved, the man slowed as he drove by, gawking at the situation. Noticing that the person in trouble is an attractive female, the man stops, and saunters to the top of the ditch. "Looks like you need some help," the man said. " I do," replied the lady. " Well, you know, I've never helped a pregnant lady out of a ditch before." "I'm not pregnant!" the lady exclaimed.
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
"You will be after I get you out of the ditch."
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Post by Keikan300 on Jul 20, 2006 11:42:27 GMT -5
INSTRUCTIONS FOR AN INTERESTING EVENING....
1) Wait until August
2) Get a big bunch of roses
3) Walk up to an attractive woman
4) Offer the roses and congratulate her on being a mother
5) If she says she's not a mother... Grin... You've got time!!
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