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Post by karona on Jul 15, 2006 23:49:17 GMT -5
Throw him on a fire and watch him make a bolt for the door.
Ba-da-bum!
[glow=red,2,300]Karen[/glow]
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Post by Matt Droz on Jul 16, 2006 9:50:16 GMT -5
Oh god, here comes the bad jokes thread...
Did you hear about the fish that went deaf?
He had to buy a herring-aid.
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Post by Relthar on Jul 16, 2006 9:56:29 GMT -5
*groan* And bad jokes breed more bad jokes.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an atheist?
Someone who stays up all night wondering wheter or not there really is a dog.
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Post by Jona on Jul 16, 2006 15:28:38 GMT -5
Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
To hide in the apple tree.
How did Tarzan die?
Picking apples.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2006 9:27:34 GMT -5
What do blondes and turtles have in common? Once you get them on their backs, they're f**cked.  What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747. What is a blonde's mating call? NEXT! |
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Post by patch on Jul 17, 2006 17:47:27 GMT -5
How do you catch a unique bird?
Unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame bird?
The tame way! Unique up on it!
*ducks and runs for cover*
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Post by Keikan300 on Jul 17, 2006 20:02:09 GMT -5
How do you make a cat into a dog?
(Answer) Douse it in gasoline and then drop a match on it... listen to it go <woof>
How do you make a dog into a cat?
(Answer) Stick it in the freezer for a week and then put it across a band-saw... <Meeeeeeeoooowww>
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Post by Keikan300 on Jul 17, 2006 20:03:39 GMT -5
What do you call 40 blondes standing side by side?
* A wind tunnel.
What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
* Go home.
What is another blonde mating call?
* I think I'm drunk
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Post by Keikan300 on Jul 17, 2006 20:06:34 GMT -5
Oh god, here comes the bad jokes thread... Did you hear about the fish that went deaf? He had to buy a herring-aid. That's a whale of a joke.... too bad there is no porpoise to it. Then again... I'm just crabby because I'm getting a haddock. |
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Post by karona on Jul 17, 2006 20:40:21 GMT -5
There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, ''That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.''
''So why does he have a wooden leg?'' the tourist asked.
''Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up.''
''So,'' the tourist asked again, ''why does that pig have a wooden leg?''
''Well, a pig that brave you can't eat all at once!''
[glow=red,2,300]Karen[/glow]
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