The Bane of Teachers Everywhere

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I can't make this up - here is an actual "research" paper handed in to me...name withheld to protect the idiotic...and the date is when it is actually due - needless to say, he has some revisions to make...

SunShine Mohr
P.M. Keyboarding 1
November 15,2007

Dell vs Gateway


Dell and Gateway is the biggest companies world wide global. And Dell has everything in a computer like; Internet, download,music and movies. And you used it other useses for playing dvd’s and cd’s to.Del has a cd burner some of Dell computer do have them and some don’t have, Dell’s computers only have cd’s and dvd’s could play on the notebook on the desktop you get the cd burner or just play cd’s or dvd’s to.Dell has some feautures on the notebook and desktop to just make it so interesting to look up a lot of stuff on a Dell computers.Dell computer have cd hard drives to. Gateway has the same or different features on their computers. Gateway got the internet,download ,play movies and cd’s to. Gateway and Dell are two [2] different companies.Dell gives you information and the web-sites,and shows you the weather,news and sports to. Gateway do the same but you how to connect with people.Dell has a lot of companies and Dell is the number 1 company in the whole wide world and Dell companies have all over P.A. and states to.Gateway have a lot of companies all over the global to. Dell and Gateway have different internets to. All Dell’s computers run you about 799 to 1000 dollars. Gateway and Dell computers are so expenseitive that’s how Delll make their money and Gateway do to make their money.Gateway has a high school and technology school to. I think the high school was in Kenteky and Gateway has a universal school, like a business school.And Gateway has four [4] compuses in kenturky and computer was built like the early 1970’s or 1945’s I don’t know when they were built you can get no Dell or a Gateway cheap they so expesncetive and you could invest in one Dell and Gateway is the biggest companies. Dell and Gateway has the best software and hardware to.Computers could help find a lot of stuff on the internet like maps,and stocks,and cars, hotels and motels to.Gatway and Dell try to compete with each other and that didn’t work out so Dell company did their own reasarch on their own to furgire out to build these Dell computers,and though let the japensse to build our computers.Dell computers are coming from japan and all over. And Gateway do come from japan and all computers comes from theoir compays as well to. Dell manufature made these computer to people could buy these computer for used and do homework, download and play dvd’s and cd’s to. Dell company making a lot of money on their computers to And Gateway to makine a lot of money off their computers to. SometimesDell and Gateway have popblocks and might freeze on you.or have the virese to. And Gateway was the [2] second biggest company all over the united states to.All computers save your stuff you do on your computers to.With a desk top you do differncent stuff you could burn movies and music to.Techology is the best way to have if we didn’t have technology we will do by hand by writing on paper and therefore we glad we have technology in this world. What wthe world did not have computers in this world we be in trouble and still writing on paper,Glad we have good technology today. Thanks for computers to. You could play games on yoiure computers to.Dell and Gateway have good hardvdrives to.Gateway and Dell has good web –sites to look up on your dell computers and do have dell pc’s to play games and do a lot of stuff on computers these days. I think dell still making a lot of money to and still think dell is and going to be number[1] in the states Delll has their own commercials and Gateway but Dell has offers to like the price range to they do have sales in the stores and at the malls to. Gateway, sometimes has sales not all the time. Gateway,has pc’s and play games to.I like both companies,they was trying to copete with each other, I like computers they help you with some stuff like internets and easy to down load music,And with the dell computers to download music it the easy thing to do on dell’s computers to.

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Oh and to answer some of the questions I know are coming:
1. Yes, I have to proofmark it and return it.

2. Yes, I have to tutor and instruct him on how to correct these errors.

3. No, he wasn't drunk when he wrote it. I cannot verify if drugs were involved.

4. It was written in my class in about 30 minutes.

5. Yes, I literally had to go home at the end of the day and lie down in a dark room until my migraine subsided.

[Keikan300]

I have a wonderful idea for people like that....


RETROACTIVE ABORTION

[Jona]

*winces* I got about 6 lines in before I had to stop.

[vchan]

Ok, so the kid spells technology right, but gets Kentucky wrong not once, but twice (Kenteky, and Kenturky)?

[Keikan300]

... But no child will be left behind....

Thanks Bush!!!!!

I wonder how many generations will pay for this moron's choices???

[Lunalynx]

rouschkateer said:

Oh and to answer some of the questions I know are coming:
1. Yes, I have to proofmark it and return it.

2. Yes, I have to tutor and instruct him on how to correct these errors.

3. No, he wasn't drunk when he wrote it. I cannot verify if drugs were involved.

4. It was written in my class in about 30 minutes.

5. Yes, I literally had to go home at the end of the day and lie down in a dark room until my migraine subsided.

Amen, sister.
Just take comfort in the knowledge that in about 8 years we'll have some fresh new hell (in the form of new educational reform) that will make the above seem like a pleasant dream. So maybe it's not that comforting, but at least it'll give us all renewed vigor as we search for new careers. See you in the trenches! (I'll bring the rum and Coke.)